![]() You like pairings that come to be through lots of active attempts at understanding each other. Garnet x Peridot (Dotnet): You are easily distracted by new, shiny toys. Pearl x Peridot (Pearlidot): You are a nerd lovin’ nerd. You might also actually be Steven Quartz Universe. You think love is what brings healing to people in the face of grief. Greg x Jasper: You earnestly believe everyone deserves a chance at love. You also would like to see the two of them dancing, and again, sad rocks, please be happy. Pearl x Lapis Lazuli (Pearlapis): You would like to smooch both Pearl and Lapis. You also want these darn sad rocks to just be happy for once, dammit. Art by tumblr user misspolycysticovariesĪmethyst x Lapis Lazuli (Lapithyst) : You are a femme who wants to smooch Amethyst. Jamie x Kevin: You are desperate for an m/m slash pairing in this show and think these two are better for each other than Ronaldo and Lars. You are probably a social misfit and you are really kind in your head, even if that doesn’t always translate to how you treat others. Ronaldo x Lars: Much like Steven himself, you believe in the healing power of friendship. ![]() Peridot x Ronaldo (Perinaldo): You identify on a personal level with Thomas Dolby’s “She Blinded Me With Science.” You are affected by the show’s hiatuses more than the rest of us.Īmethyst x Vidalia: You identify on a personal level with Bowling for Soup’s “1985.” Ironically, you are Yaoi trash, but you love the Magical Girl genre too. Swimmer.Īmethyst x Peridot (Amedot): You are a nerd who wants to smooch Amethyst. These include angst, fluff, and hurt/comfort (hopefully all three). You love rich complexity in your relationships, and you can read the same fanfiction tropes over and over again and never get tired of them. Pearl x Rose Quartz (Pearlrose) : You are a socialist. Probably a gay socialist. Your main source of porn is Archive of Our Own and Tumblr. You prefer to explore the unknown rather than the familiar. Lapis Lazuli x Peridot (Lapidot): You have a very active imagination. Steven x Peridot (Stevidot) : You love redemption narratives, and you love the innocence of supportive, platonic friendship. Sadie x Kiki Pizza : You recognize that nine times out of ten the femslash pairing with no canon basis is the superior shipping option. You’re a sucker for RomCom tropes, and hold out hope that any couple can eventually work through their problems. Lars x Sadie (Larsadie) : You are steadfastly loyal, even in the face of common sense. Opal x Garnet (Opalnet): Same as above, except you like monogamy, especially pairings where both characters constantly want to make out with themselves. You don’t understand why we have to bother sticking gayliens in monogamous relationships, and you would really like a snuggle pile. You want all of these darling space rocks to be inundated with love. Garnet x Pearl x Amethyst (Polygems) : You love Steven Universe so, so much. Garnet x Amethyst (Garnethyst): Your fashion sense is a confusing combination of “I could kill a man with my eyeliner” and “these are my least dirty jeans.” You love Nicki Minaj. You’re drawn to strong, healthy relationships built on mutual respect. Ruby x Sapphire (Rupphire): You don’t just think opposites attract–you think they complete each other. You love low-key relationships bound through time and history the kind which come easily, even if they’re nothing without their fumbles. Pearl x Garnet (Pearlnet): You have been watching Steven Universe since the early episodes. You either identify with Amethyst and want to smooch on Pearl, or identify with Pearl and want to smooch on Amethyst. Pearl x Amethyst (Pearlmethyst): You are a hopeless romantic who really loves friends-to-lovers and opposites attract narratives. So what, exactly, does your favorite Steven Universe ship say about you? Art by tumblr user nagisakaworu There are so many ways to ship ladies with ladies in this show that there was a recent episode in which a character makes a shipping chart, an incredible meta joke about their own characters and the show’s audience. In the oft-barren wasteland that is the femslash fandom, one show rises like an oasis above the sand: Steven Universe.
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